the saturday...

"Can you babysit them?"

I stared blankly. Then paused with my mouth wide open. Wanted to say no as I promised another friend to go hiking. Kinda hard to say no though. All I did was say was, "Of course, I definitely love to be around the three angels".

Its a Saturday and I had just promised my weekend to take care of my three adorable cousins. All pretty much younger and definitely more devious. Me saying that means something.

Just had time to get my car's rear lamp fixed, managed to get some interesting props for Monday's blog video shooting and now had to say no to seeing the sunrise on a Sunday morning. I had to tell Yvonne fast. Yvonne is AirAsia's resident nature consultant but her official office tag is copywriter. Shes also the AirAsia corporate blogger's official lunch partner. Wanted to get on a nature trip with her and just find a bit of peace on a weekend. We were suppose to get to Bkt. Melawati and prove we were not losers by conquering Tabur and avoiding been labeled as losers by the aunties who according to Yvonne scale Tabur on a weekly basis. Real shame and had to text her to remember to take pics. Hope she does'nt end up being laughed at by the aunties and she doesn't end up getting her mugshot on the auntie's wall of shame. Heard the aunties are vicious and take shots of young people who fail horribly at attempting Tabur.



A losers outing had turned into 'Bedtime Stories'. Really feel like Adam Sandler now watching the little ones run up and down. As the only adult in the house I've already been labeled meanie, big bully, no fun and the list is growing by the minute. Wonder how my uncle still manages to stay fat after this daily torture. Well, stuff is not too bad, the eldest kinda reminds me of evil janet's smile, the second reminds me of the owner of a prince's eyes, and the third of the way my work mate bullies me when she sits in front of me. Its been a joyride all the way.

I have tried lassoing, leashing, branding them with hot iron (ok i was really tempted), tricking them into getting into shower by showering them with a water hose, tying them up and telling them its a red indian game, chasing them hoping they would get tired and even reducing their sugar intake. The result? Disastrous...is making it sound simple.

Can't wait for bedtime. You think if I make them finish my stories with the ending I want, it will come true? Fingers crossed...haha. I want a Ferrari....for freeeee!!!!

Motivational Astrological Readings

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie agreat deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick toreprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyoneyou come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general badass.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and worklike hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothingbut a goddamed communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22)You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means youare a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makesyou a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will alwaysbe on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Mostleos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arroganceis disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbationmore than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude issickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional andoften fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Ifyou are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetarygain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot betrusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your totallack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios aremurdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22)You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.